Mother of Eyebrows
do you ever just see somebody that everyone thinks is attractive and just
Catwoman in Arkham Unhinged
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
Woman? Is that meant to insult me?
Women do not forget. Women do not forgive.
Hey remember that time she was super racist and told us how we shouldn’t trust those aliens on our ships because they’re not like us?
I do, because Ashley was a terrible person.
hey remember that time where Ashley wasn’t actually racist because if she was she would be supporting Terra Firma instead of telling them to sit down and that they’re idiots.
remember that time she said the council wouldn’t do fuck all to help Shepard if their back was against the wall
hey remember that time Ashley got over her initial mistrust of aliens and actually became friends with most of the alien crew??
because i do what fucking game were you playing because obviously it was not mass effect.
I am on something like my fifth mass effect playthrough and I am just now seeing the little floating cigar in front of Harrot’s face
whoever made this little detail happen
bless u and bless ur children
a-lovely-way-to-burn asked: Arkham Knight plotline: the rogues throw a hella rad party celebrating Joker's death (pretending to nod and 'grieve' with Harley who is the only genuinely upset one) and Batman has to save them from themselves a stupid hangover they brought on themselves.
10/10 would play again